One of the things that has always fascinated me is the concept of left-brain/right-brain dominance....
You know... how the right side of the brain controls the left part of the body, etc...
Theoretically, someone who demonstrates a preference for using his right-hand (right handed) is showing
a left-brain dominance.... (and would, again theoretically, be better at left-brain kinds of stuff....... )
and vice versa.
Here's a graph to illustrate the idea......
As you can see from this chart,
Right handed folk have their strengths in practical stuff like reading, writing and 'ritmetic......
...................making money, taking over corporations, blowing up countries... you know, dull stuff.....
......while Left-handed folk have their strengths in the creative and imaginative side....
................. like making the world beautiful, thinking outside the box, seeing in different ways....
Left handed men are said to be more emotionally available and open.....
Left handed women are said to make better, more adventurous lovers --
( ...........and you gotta love THAT !!)
Don't get me wrong....
I'm not hating on right-handed people... I'm one myself.
Back in the first and second grades,
I was demonstrating a peculiar ambidextrous quality -
that the nuns at St. Rose Elementary somehow saw as very demonic in nature..,
So-
with only a few million practice right-handed circle loops drawn over and over and over and over and over -
and 7,838 more knuckle raps with a steel ruler administered by an angry but still smiling all the while penguin --
-- they were nice enough to break me of it.................... it was that , or my hand, after all.
I can't help wondering just how much impact that forced change had on my psyche...
-- I don't wonder why I hate nuns, though. --
( I could tell you some stories.................... )
Anyhoo...... Today we're gonna celebrate those blessed with being left-handed.
(a left-handed NUN? naaah.....)
I know - left-handy day is August 13... but we're gonna celebrate it here today, damn it.
You say you don't think it's a such a blessing?
Well, check out this list of those left-handers ... they had something going for them.....
Lewis Carroll (... yes, you were my Muse on this one, Cindy.)
Mark Twain
H.G. Wells
Carl Philipp Emanuel Bach
David Byrne (Talking Heads)
Phil Collins (Genesis)
Bela Fleck, jazz musician
Glenn Frey (Eagles)
Errol Garner, jazz pianist
Judy Garland
Isaac Hayes
Chuck Mangione
Paul McCartney
Peter Nero, conductor
Cole Porter, song-writer
Sergei Rachmaninoff , composer
Maurice Ravel , composer
Lou Rawls
Seal
Ringo Starr
Paul Simon
Tiny Tim
Rudy Valee
Paul Williams, song-writer
Albrecht Dürer
M.C. Escher
Hans Holbein
Paul Klee
Michelangelo
LeRoy Neiman
Raphael
Leonardo da Vinci
Tim Allen
Carol Burnett
George Burns, comedian
Ruth Buzzi, comedienne
Sid Caesar, comedian
Charlie Chaplin
Hans Conreid
Olivia de Havilland
W.C. Fields
Larry Fine (Three Stooges)
Greta Garbo
Betty Grable
Cary Grant
Mark Hamill
Rex Harrison
Goldie Hawn
Jim Henson, puppetteer
Kermit the Frog
Rock Hudson
Danny Kaye
Michael Landon
Peter Lawford
Joan of Arc, French heroine
Ramses II, Egyptian pharaoh
Alexander the Great
Charlemagne, Holy Roman emperor
Julius Caesar, Roman general
Napoléon Bonaparte, French emperor
King Louis XVI of France
Queen Victoria of England
Prince Charles of England
Prince William of England
Fidel Castro, Cuban leader
Benjamin Netanyahu, Israeli prime-minister
Pres. Harry S. Truman (1884-1972) 33rd
Pres. Gerald Ford (1913-2006) 38th
Pres. Ronald Reagan (1911-2004) 40th
Pres. George H.W. Bush (1924- ) 41st
Pres. Bill Clinton (1946- ) 42nd
How about this - did you know:
FACT: There are over 30 million left handed people in the United States alone.
FACT: No se zurdo literally translates as "Don't be left-handed" in Spanish, but in slang it's "Don't be stupid."
FACT: A study published in South Africa suggests that people who are vegetarians are more likely to be left-handed.
FACT: The left tusks of Arctic whales can grow to a length of nine feet, spiraling in a counterclockwise direction.
FACT: During the Renaissance, master painters had their right-handed pupils occasionally switch hands to elicit a freer, more imaginative stroke.
Left Hander's Day is August 13th.
Have you ever wondered why men's and women's clothing are buttoned on opposite sides?According to Fincher (1977), the custom comes from the Victorian age when a noble woman was usually dressed by her maid, and because the maids were usually right-handed, it was easier for them to button the garments from right to left. Conversely, a noble gentlemen usually dressed himself and did not require this reversed arrangement of buttons.
Why do virtually all of the world's religions associate the left with that which is evil or dirty?According to Langford (1984), sun-worship may be to blame. The majority of humankind also always lived in the northern hemisphere, and therefore, when tracking the sun across the sky, most will have faced south, following the path of the sun from left to right. Earliest forms of religion manifested themselves through sun worship, and very early on humankind may have developed an association between rightward movement and what is good. Vestiges of our tendency to track the sun from left to right still remain today. Clocks go in this direction, and so do compasses. Even the Japanese word for left, "hidari", was derived from the words for "sun" and "on".
How about wedding bands? Why do we wear them on the third finger of the left-hand when the left is associated with sin and filth?Early Egyptians believed that the vena amoris (love vein) ran from the third finger of the left-hand to the heart, and placing the wedding ring on this finger would provide a closer connection with one's heart. Do you think the days of banning left-handedness are over?
Not quite. In the sport of polo it is illegal to play left-handed. The only conceivable rationale for this might be an effort to preserve the safety of the sport wherein the horses would be trained to expect the mallet to be swung on the right side. Doing so on the left may spook them.
Can you assess handedness in someone who is unconscious?DeKay (1994) claims that handedness can be determined by examining ones thumbnails. The hand with the larger and squarer (is the larger thumbnail always squarer?) is supposedly the dominant hand. DeKay (1994) supports this claim with reference to the New England Journal of Medicine (presumably Block, 1974), despite the fact that subsequent articles in the same journal criticize the "thumbnail" hypothesis (Bersohn, 1974). Others have claimed that handedness can be determined while a child is still an infant by looking at the pattern of one's hair. According to DeKay (1994), left-handed infants are characterized by a counterclockwise whorl to their hair. Although this general effect may exist, the accuracy of such a method is rather questionable. According to Ortiz de Zarate and Ortiz de Zarate (1991), right-handers have clockwise whorls of hair only 55% of the time. The hair whorl method of determining handedness appears to be a little more accurate among left-handers, where 74% exhibit counterclockwise whorls. Given that right-handers are much more prevalent than left-handers, an individual with a counterclockwise whorl to their hair is still more likely to be a right-hander than a left-hander.
Finally, if you are left-handed, you might want to join the left-handed club at:
www.lefthandersday.com
So - if you're left-handed, Enjoy it. Flaunt it!
If not.., well... , you've been bitchin you havent been getting any variety..... USE YER LEFT HAND NEXT TIME!
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